I finally found a new theme I absolutely adore after months of searching!!! Many thanks to irmacoder for creating such a wonderful theme.
I recently had some internet issues so that's why I've been gone for such a long time; thanks for stickin around :)
but if im queer
and you’re queer
then who’s the straight white protagonist who’s flying the plane?
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
— Anonymous: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.
woah there brony friendzoni